Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Woman Like to Laugh, Really!?

I'm single, yes that's right... old and single. So I'm stuck at home watching Last Comic Standing on TV tonight. It's funny. So being single I hang out at the singles bars... online. That would be the dating websites. So I go through checking out the profiles. Well what's the one most common thing I see women are looking for? "I want a guy who can make me laugh." Really? It's not just that you're saying that cuz you're home alone, single, depressed, and writing your fricken profile on an online dating website thinking, how has it come to this? I do see how you could really use a laugh right about then, but do you really want to date a clown? And you know, guys aren't looking through dating sites for a woman that makes them laugh. They'll watch Last Comic Standing or play a Dane Cook CD if they want a laugh. A guy doesn't spend a week's salary to wine and dine a lady in hopes that she'll laugh at him all night. Quite the opposite. We want to be suave, sophisticated, and try to avoid being laughed at. So you see the real dilemma and incongruity we both are facing trying to get together. But watching this really funny show, I'm thinking how those comedians really must have the babes lined up. There's really just not enough good comedians to go around. I'm not a comedian. I'm an artist, who's about as funny as watching paint dry. Why don't we best leave comedy to the professionals. So what do you say we just have a fun night out on the town once in awhile checking out the comedy clubs enjoying each others company and having some laughs together.

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