Friday, September 20, 2013

It's about TIME

There are so many things that keep us all apart. We have continental drift that is pulling us all apart this way and that. Then we still haven't recovered from the fallout in communications from the tower of Babel. 

I mean first the flood and then making it so we all speak different languages? And that was all so we would go forth into the world that was just decimated by a flood? 

So finally our great maker figures out that if we are given cars, and gas ain't too expensive, we'll go forth and multiplying all over this great planet of ours. So we've done what we've been told to do (finally), a little too well I guess, cuz now our holiness is melting all the icecaps and glaciers on this planet and trying to flood us out again. Go figure?! 

OK, so where was I? Modern day. The Year 2000. Here and now, so what is there keeping us apart now? Well it's Time. We are all separated and working in different time zones. Well our fearless leader didn't make that up, we did. It's the silliest thing, and we aren't doing anything about it. How are we going to explain this to the aliens when they land? How embarrassing. 

How about we just have one Earthtime for everyone, with everyone on the same time. How easy is that?! NO! There's no daylight savings time either. No jumping forward, and no leaping back in time. Just one set time for all of us. 

Time, it's just a fabrication anyway. You can set Noon to whenever you feel like along with Spring, Summer, Winter, and Fall, but the time should be the same for everyone. No one traveling around the world in airplanes would ever have to reset their watch again, how great does that sound. How about you fly somewhere that is 8 hours away and then when you get there it's actually, guess what, 8 hours later. WoW. Brilliant. Not to mention that the cost savings of a world using one time would be huge! 

But most importantly, we wouldn't be a world separated by time any more! We'd unite and all live together in the same world at the same time as one big happy family.




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